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A Joke to share, happy reading and have a good laugh ……….

Cheers 🙂🙂🙂🙂

Mr. Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1.  Name two days of the week that begin with “T”

2.  How many seconds are in a year?

🙂

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered …….

1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it’s not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?”

The Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc…”

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

🙂🙂🙂🙂

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  1. November 29, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    Haha I like it🙂

  2. David Levine
    December 1, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    Good joke.

  3. December 5, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    Very cute and showing a side of love that would be embraced by our Maker above! I like your style! Thank you for sharing it certainly brings a smile in my heart!

  4. December 7, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    😛 love it! Great joke!

  5. December 31, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    need now

  1. December 1, 2011 at 3:29 PM

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