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Intelligent People!!

Found a nice joke, have a good laugh……….. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Najib, keen on improving the image of his government, asked LKY, the first Prime Minister of Singapore,”Mr Lee, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the elderly statesman, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Najib frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

LKY took a sip of his favourite Chinese Tea “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” LKY then pushed a button on his intercom. “Please send Lee Hsien Loong in here, would you?”

LHL, the current PM walked into the room and said, “Yes, my mentor?”

LKY smiled and said, “Answer this please, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, LHL answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Spot on.” said the father.

Najib went back home and tried the same formula on his deputy, “Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said the bewildered Muhyiddin. “Let me get back to you on that one…”

With high expectations, he went to his ex-sifu Dr. M, but the ever forgetful 4th PM known for his selective memory loss could not provide him with the answer. Then he asked his advisors and subordinates, hoping against hope that he could squeeze some sensible answers from them. Since their command of English was so pathetic, not only they failed to provide the eagerly anticipated reply, but worse, the blank look on their faces said everything – they could not understand the question. Dejected, he walked away and finally ended up in the men’s room and recognized Lim Guan Eng’s shoes in the next stall.

Muhyiddin, though initially reluctant to ask, finally swallowed his pride and in a humble tone, he opened his gab, “Lim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Lim yelled back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

After finally getting the break, Muhyiddin smiled in satisfaction, and said, “Thanks!”

Believing that at long last he has found the elusive solution to the seemingly mind-boggling jigsaw puzzle, he went back to Najib, “I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Lim Guan Eng!”

Najib got up, stomped over to Muhyiddin, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! You idiot! It’s Lee Hsien Loong!”

  1. cwyee
    May 30, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    Haha,very good…

  2. Anonymous
    June 26, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Very funny……….

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